



A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!"
A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"
A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.
A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.
A friend will give you a shoulder to cry on when he breaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isnt it?"
A friend will tell you if you boyfriend was cheating if she saw that he was, a best friend will go right up to him in the middle of kissing the girl he was cheating with and say, "Oh hey the test results came back and they didn't look so good." Then turn to the chick, "Oh you might not want to be kissing him."